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I host a small, casual “me and the boys” sorta Minecraft server ’cause why not. Here you’ll find some various info regarding the server, such as a list of plugins and how to join.

The server runs using Purpur, a specialised Minecraft server program which allows server-side plugins to add some extra functionality for the player, such as /homes, grief rollback, and private messaging. No client-side modification required. Help with plugins and some server-specific tips can be found by typing /help in-game.

If you’d like to join, the address is, version 1.18.2 or later. Also, make sure to familiar yourself with the rules before playing.

Bedrock Edition players can connect using the Geyser proxy at the address listed above, but at port 19674. If you also play on Java Edition, you can link your accounts and synchronise your inventory, homes, experience and so forth.

Changes to the server and related infrastructure can be found on the Sterlcraft feed.

Current server status: Online(Refresh)


For most of these, I have no doubt the players consider most of this common sense. However, in the rare case of misconduct, letting users know which rule was infracted is helpful in preventing recurring incidents.

General rules

  1. Don’t invite your Uncle Bob’s friend’s dog’s mom’s owner’s ex-wife Jane onto the server. In other words, the server’s mainly meant for friends of the owner and friends of the owner’s friends. The occasional exception is fine, but please be wary lest a hardline rule need be implemented.
  2. Disable client-side mods before joining. Cosmetic enhancements such as OptiFine are fine, but gameplay-changing exploits such as X-ray mods or TMI are strictly prohibited. Such “exploits” include using endpoint latency to the benefit of the end-user, i.e. block jumping or headless pistons. Being caught using these cheats will result in immediate corrective action.
  3. Make your builds somewhat structurally realistic. I won’t really enforce this rule per se, but I do reserve the right to, say, add regularly spaced abutments to your 480m-long hovering cobblestone bridge.


  1. Respect fellow players. Lighthearted jokes and moderate profanity are acceptable banter on the server. However, targeting someone and being purposefully offensive is quite obviously looked down upon. Excessive or any misconduct may result in corrective action.
  2. Don’t grief. By default, world protection is disabled and PVP enabled. However, intentional destruction, desecration or manipulation of either another player’s property, mobs or builds or the overall landscape and scenery of the server will result in immediate corrective action. (The exception is if both parties agree to wage a “war” for whatever reason.)
  3. Don’t spam. Incessant chattering, all-caps messages, spontaneous block interaction and any form of advertisement are all considered spam under this rule. Spam of this sort fails to actually harm the server, but it’s just plain annoying.

Server preservation

  1. Don’t cause lag using TNT, Redstone clocks or any other resource-intensive materials. All high-frequency Redstone clocks or Hopper builds must have an off-switch or other means of disabling. Any such devices found running unattended on the server may be removed or disabled without warning. Additionally, players who create builds with the intent to lag and/or crash the server will be banned.
  2. Keep mob grinders at a sane level. Fifty mobs is the equivalent of one player in terms of server resources, so there is a limit to 50 of a given mob per loaded view-distances radius area per player; any past this risk automatic or manual removal. Server administration as well as fellow players would appreciate intent management of such circumstance.
    1. Do not create fish farms using note blocks. The block logger records every interaction with a note block; a single session on such a farm could add hundreds of thousands of entries to said log. Instead, a chest or shulker shell locked with a solid block on top should produce the desired results sans file-storage disasters.


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Requesting markers

Contact Sterling on Discord to have your town, road, &c. marked on the map. To add any sizeable “county borders”, your settlement must have some sort of in-world wall, survey posts or other visible defining line.